Reholstering in the bathroom.
The US Secret Service has been in a long, slow decline for years. Jump into the Wayback Machine and set it for 2012. Here we are, down Cartagena way, where a bunch of agents engaged a score of Colombian hookers for a night of fun, frivolity, and sexually transmitted diseases.
That, however, was just one example. There have been plenty of agency screw-ups over the years that leaked into public view such as accepting questionable gifts, casually tossed grenades, uninvited guests and assorted undetected fence-jumpers at the White House. None of the failures, however, were quite so high-profile as the Butler, Pennsylvania shooting of President Trump in which he was wound and a bystander was killed.
Oh, and then there was the more recent second attempt to shoot Trump at his golf course in West Palm Beach.
All in all, given the agency’s long, sorry-ass track record of conspicuous (non)performance, last night’s incident in northwest DC probably shouldn’t really surprise anyone. While few details are known, a Secret Service public information officer has confirmed that one of the agency’s finest accidentally shot himself.
By Dan Zimmerman