Schools in southern Illinois were greeted with a terrifying sight in the sky Friday, as a cloud appearing to be in the form of a SIG 556 rifle loomed overhead about 8:30 in the morning. Upon noticing the cloud, teachers and other school personnel rushed to gather the children and move them inside the school to safety, potentially rescuing dozens from cases of PTSD.
Mr. Mooney, one of the local elementary school science teachers, stated that “this is yet another example of how climate change contributes to terrorism. It’s almost as if nobody can feel safe anymore for fear of stepping outside and seeing a Glock-47 [sic] in the sky. Although shocking, this incident will provide a valuable illustration to my students in the future on why we need climate justice now.”
Schools across the country are now hosting drills to prepare for the event of an assault cloud sighting, as incidents continue to rise due to the growing effects of climate change. Oddly enough, some schools in California have forgone these drills due to local beliefs that clouds are just a myth.
This marks the second time in recent days that non-gun gun sightings have occurred, the most recent one involving a Maryland school cafeteria which had to close down after a blurry impression of a Steyr AUG appeared to be burned into the side of a piece of toast.
by thepeoplescube.com