Satire. For those not familiar with the Babylonbee.
KABUL—After the Taliban announced that Afghans would have to turn in their guns, the White House has sent Beto O’Rourke to Kabul to help out.
Biden quickly praised the proposal and offered to send the gun confiscation expert and failed congressional candidate to go help take everybody’s guns.
“[Flowerbed] yes we’re coming for your guns,” O’Rourke said as he happily went door to door to take firearms from soon-to-be helpless Afghan civilians. “This will greatly reduce gun violence, as Afghans won’t be able to fight back at all and will simply have to submit to the Taliban’s rule.”