But like all satire, based on some truth…
State Representative Terry Meza (D-Irving) has introduced HB196. Her bill would repeal the state’s castle doctrine that allows a homeowner to use deadly force against an armed intruder who breaks into his home. “I’m not saying that stealing is okay,” Meza explained. “All I’m saying is that it doesn’t warrant a death penalty. Thieves only carry weapons for self-protection, and to provide the householder with an incentive to cooperate. They just want to get their loot and get away. When the resident tries to resist is when people get hurt. If only one side is armed, fewer people will be killed.”
Meza was quick to reassure that her bill “would not totally prevent homeowners from defending themselves. Under the new law, the homeowner’s obligation is to flee the home at the first sign of intrusion. If fleeing is not possible, he must cooperate with the intruder. If violence breaks out, it is the homeowner’s responsibility to make sure no one gets hurt. The best way to achieve this is to use minimum non-lethal force; intruders will be able to sue for any injuries they receive at the hands of the homeowner.”
“In most instances, the thief needs the money more than the homeowner does,” Meza reasoned. “The homeowner’s insurance will reimburse his losses. On balance, the transfer of property is likely to lead to a more equitable distribution of wealth. If my bill can help make this transfer a peaceful one, so much the better.”
